If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!  All you really need in life is someone who sees the psycho you are and likes you anyway.  It’s important to be yourself.  People don’t have to like you… and you don’t have to care.

As we grow up, it becomes less important to have more friends, and more important to have real ones.  You see, I’m a nice person, so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.  I don’t have a short temper- I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.  I literally love being at home, in my own space, not surrounded by people.  Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.  And maybe that’s not surprising- after all, I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.

And I’m sorry if anyone’s upset at finding out that the world doesn’t revolve around them.  Here, let me pour you a nice cup of Get the Fuck Over It.  Personally, though, I’m doing my part to conserve water by drinking wine instead.

 

(Edited to add:  This was an April Fool’s joke.  Those Facebook memes sound really aggressive when you string them all together.)