Kelly versus Drama (part two)

Summer 1999

“I’m just warning you,” said Rachel, “I think she’s decided she wants him back.”

They’d gone out shopping, and ended up in one of those music shops just off the high street, the ones that sometimes had an album you were looking for when the bigger ones didn’t.  Kelly was aimlessly picking through the shelves while Rachel told her all the reasons why she needed to watch out for a girl named Gemma who went to St Margaret’s.

“I mean, she didn’t even go out with him for that long, but from what I’ve heard, she’s decided that she’s the love of his life, and no-one else can possibly compete.  So I’d watch my back, if I were you.”

“OK,” said Kelly.  One of the album covers had caught her eye.  There was a photograph of a zebra eating some grass on the plains, with a lion in the background about to pounce.  Kelly was sure she recognised it from a pamphlet they’d given out at the local zoo when she’d been about eight.

“Tell you what, if I see her, I’ll point her out, OK?  Before she has a chance to try something.”

“Yeah, thanks.”  Kelly lifted up the album.  The label read Mal Summers, and it was priced £3.

“Any time.”  Rachel nodded at the CD in Kelly’s hand.  “Are you going to buy that?”

*

The songs felt like they were about mountain ranges, tidal waves, towering redwood trees; all the things that existed in other, more extreme places; things built to a different scale from anything you saw in day-to-day life.

Kelly couldn’t tell whether the singer was a man or a woman.  Their voice had a creaky, crackly quality that could have gone with either.  And it was definitely the same singer on each song- the only person named in the liner notes was Mal Summers, over and over again.  No hint as to whether Mal was short for Malcolm, Mallory, or something else.  Practically the only other bit of information was the address of the recording studio, miles and miles from here.

*

“You could act like you’re enjoying my company,” said Jamie, and Kelly thought, If I was actually enjoying it, I wouldn’t need to act, would I?

But she tried.  She forced conversation even when her mind had gone completely blank.  She smiled so wide she thought she was going to pull a muscle.  It was never enough for Jamie.  “Don’t wish it was easier,” he told her one evening, “Wish you were better.”

Kelly’s mum tutted.  “Obviously you’re going to get on each other’s nerves now and then,” she soothed, “It can’t be all smooth sailing.  Relationships are all about give and take.”

*

There were songs as sad as having to leave a beloved place behind to decay.  There were songs as joyous as the clips Kelly had seen on TV of the crowds after the Berlin Wall came down, suddenly free of a massive weight that had been pressing down on them as long as they remembered.  There were songs as angry as… as angry as…

Actually, come to think of it, Kelly hadn’t been angry about anything in years.

*

Kelly and Jamie had gone to the park, and Jamie had spotted Susie and them and called them over.  Now Susie was sitting on the other side of the bench, with her arm thrown over Jamie’s shoulders.  “I bet you’re like me- you can’t stand being in all day, either.”

Jamie chuckled.  “Yeah, the great outdoors- that’s the life for me.”

Neither of them had said anything to Kelly in about an hour.  It was like she wasn’t even there.

“Oh, I was gonna say, I like your new haircut,” said Susie, flicking the ends of Jamie’s hair.  Her feet were actually in his lap now.

Jamie chuckled again.  “Thanks a lot.  I do my best.”

Kelly was getting a stiff neck.  She wondered if anyone would notice if she just wandered off.

*

There were songs about sex.  Actual, heat-in-the-groin, tenderness and urgency, tastes-and-smells sex.  No attempts to be cute.  No dancing around the edges with dirty jokes and clinical stuff.  These songs got straight to the point.  These songs told you all the reasons why people actually wanted to have sex, why they’d been doing it for millions of years, no matter how much trouble it caused.  And when Kelly listened to them, she didn’t think about Jamie once.

*

“Look,” said Rachel, as they walked to school, “He said to tell you that he only flirted with Susie to make you jealous.”

“Well, he mainly just made me annoyed,” said Kelly.  She hadn’t seen Jamie in three weeks.  It was a Berlin Wall kind of feeling.

Rachel made a tutting noise with her teeth.  “Look, I know you two can work this out.  He doesn’t want to lose you.”

“Tough,” said Kelly.  She almost felt like skipping the rest of the way.

*

There were songs about hurtling through the air at a thousand miles an hour, diving into the darkest depths of the ocean, and bursting into a cloud of molecules.  There were songs about coming to terms with your mortality, and facing it with grace.  There were songs about God, the Devil, and the first ape who started to think like a human.  There were harmonies and melodies that Kelly didn’t know the words to describe, but would have liked to find out.  And Mal Summers sang them all brilliantly.

*

One Saturday, Kelly walked up to Rachel’s house a bit earlier than they’d arranged, and arrived just in time to see Jamie leave, kissing Rachel goodbye at the door.

And all she could think was, Thank God.  He’s her problem now.

*

A week after that, Kelly bought a ticket that would take her on a three-hour train journey, to a town miles and miles away.  The town where that recording studio was.

She knew she wasn’t likely to run into Mal Summers himself (or herself).  She’d find the studio, just so she knew where it was, and then she’d wander around for a few hours, visiting the shops and seeing the sights, soaking up the atmosphere that had produced such amazing music.  But maybe if Kelly asked, she could get some extra information.  A fan club address, a second album she could order, something like that.  And maybe there was a chance- just a small one- that she and Mal Summers might actually meet face-to-face.

And if that happened- it wouldn’t, but if it did- Kelly was going to fall to her knees and beg them to teach her everything they knew.

The End

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Kelly versus Drama (part one)

Spring 1999

Kelly hadn’t even been sure she wanted a party.  Her mother had insisted.  “Your problem is, you’re still acting like you did three years ago.  It’s time to spread your wings a little.”

“We’re definitely inviting Susie and them, right?” asked Rachel, who’d come over to help with the guest list.  She was sitting bolt upright at the dining room table, swinging her legs back and forth.

Kelly frowned.  “I don’t know…”

“Oh, come on!” said her mother, who was sorting through a box in the corner, “We’re renting the church hall, remember?  You can invite as many people as you like!”

“It’s just, last time I went to something with Susie, she picked a massive fight with someone and spent the rest of the night crying in the toilets.”

“Well, maybe that’s what you need!  A bit of drama!  Things can’t be safe all the time, you know!”

Kelly nodded.  She heard this a lot.  She needed a bit of excitement in her life.  She couldn’t spend every afternoon staring at the computer- there was a whole world out there.  She was about to turn fifteen, not ten.  “OK.  Let’s invite Susie.”

*

“It’s important not to judge a book by its cover,” the boy was telling her.  Kelly had run into him while she was getting a drink.  “For instance, when you looked at me, you might have thought, oh, Chelsea T-shirt, tracksuit bottoms- he probably spends all day sitting on the sofa watching football.  But someone’s fashion choices don’t necessarily dictate their lifestyle.  So judging me like that would be your first mistake.”

“Right,” said Kelly.  She didn’t recognise this boy, but she thought she remembered him coming in with some boys from Rachel’s class.  The party was even more packed than they’d expected.

“People should be allowed to wear what they want.”

Kelly didn’t remember saying otherwise.  “But you do like football, right?”

The boy rolled his eyes.  “Yes, but it’s not the only thing in my life.  People always assume that you can only keep one thought in your head at a time.  It’s moronic.”  The boy (his name was Jamie, Kelly suddenly remembered) looked down at his plastic cup in disgust.  “You need to think outside the box.  There’s a lot more to life than you see on TV.”

“I see,” said Kelly.

*

Whenever she and Jamie were together- at the cinema, in McDonalds, going for a walk in the park- Kelly always felt a bit uncomfortable, as if she was constantly waiting to be prodded in the stomach.  “He challenges you,” her mother explained, “That’s a good thing.”

“What do you think of this?” asked Jamie one day, pointing at the computer screen and raising his eyebrow.  They were at hers this time.  They were at hers quite a lot, actually.  Kelly’s mother was delighted that she finally had a real boyfriend.

Kelly looked at the screen.  AOL user Tony192234 says, “Why do people bleach there hair?  Look if ur blonde u need to accept that ur not as intelligent as otha people, and dyin it blonde is even stupider.”  What do you think?

Kelly, who had blonde hair, frowned.  She didn’t want to think about why Jamie might have drawn her attention to this.

“Just thought it was interesting,” said Jamie sweetly.  It was as if he’d read her mind.  “So, what do you think?”

Kelly took a deep breath.  “I don’t know why they put it up on the news screen like that.  It’s not as if it’s something that people can have a debate over- it’s just a dumb thing to say.”

“So you don’t think they should print any opinions you don’t agree with?”

“It’s not exactly an…”

Jamie sighed.  “I just think it’s important not to live in a bubble.”  And then he clicked the link so that he could read about Tony192234’s views in detail.

(To be continued.)

Jeanette Warbeck Enjoys the View

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The longer Rube was gone, the greater the temptation became.  Jeanette really, really wanted to find out what was at the top of those stairs.  Or at least find out how high you could go before the air got too thin.

The air down here was warm and still around her.  The only sound was a few insects buzzing and a couple of birds squabbling in the distance.  Jeanette sat on the grass, resting her elbow on one of the lower steps, which felt nice and cool against her arm.  Rube was taking her sweet time getting back.  Sally must have wanted to talk about something.  Hopefully it wasn’t because the moth had died.

Rube hadn’t wanted Jeanette to put her weight on the staircase in case it collapsed and she hurt herself.  And Jeanette didn’t want to make Rube worry (any more than her natural baseline level of worry, which was honestly pretty high.)  But Rube wasn’t here.  And what she didn’t know couldn’t hurt her, right?

By way of experiment, Jeanette pulled herself up against the staircase, using one the higher steps as a chin-up bar.  She didn’t quite dare to leave the ground- Rube had kind of had a point- but she got onto tiptoe before relaxing back into position.  She tried it again, pushing down on the surface of the step beforehand to see if she noticed any shaking or cracking.  Nothing.

Feeling a little guilty, Jeanette stepped away from the staircase and looked at the path to see if there was any sign of Rube and Sally yet.  She watched it for three whole minutes, counting out the seconds in her head, before turning back to the staircase and putting her foot on the bottom step.

Jeanette had spent the previous day hot, uncomfortable and sticky in the back of a series of cramped vehicles.  She’d spent most of the three months before that either in school listening to lectures about smart targets and positive attitudes, or sleeping over at Soraya’s and listening to Monessa sing that song about Yogi Bear having a cheesy knob for the eightieth time in a row.  Now that she finally had access to something new and interesting, she intended to make the most of it.

She went slowly, spreading her arms out slightly to keep her balance. If it started to creak or wobble, she could always turn around and go back the way she came.  And as long as it didn’t…

The thing was, Jeanette had imagined things like this when she was little.  Climbing up an enchanted beanstalk until you reached a giant’s kingdom in the clouds.  Shooting up to the sky on the back of a dragon or a Pegasus or a giant bird.  Leaving the land behind and climbing up to something better.  She’d never thought she’d actually be able to do it, but she’d always hoped.

There were no clouds in the sky.  There was nothing ahead of her but pure blue.

At some point, she stopped for a rest.  There still wasn’t any creaking or swaying, and the air still seemed breathable (Jeanette assumed that if it wasn’t, she’d find out pretty quickly.)  If her legs hadn’t started aching, it probably wouldn’t have occurred to her to stop at all.

At a guess, she’d have said that she’d been climbing for more than five minutes, but less than twenty.  She knew better than to swear to that, though.  Every story she’d ever heard about places like this said that they could make time work differently whenever they liked.

Supernatural places.  Magical places.

Jeanette sat down on the stairs, and looked over the side.  She could still see Uncle Colwyn’s house.  She couldn’t see the streets and roads that were supposed to be around it, though.  Instead, there were just walls, and paths, and the places they led to.

A lot of it was green- rolling hills and fields, like a solid background keeping it all together.  But to the left was a dark, tangled forest where the trees didn’t seem to have a single leaf between them, and a little way behind it was a wide blue lake surrounded by little cabins.  To the right were buildings that looked as if they were made out of diamonds.  Behind them were mountains, blending into the sky with blues and whites and purples, and cable cars travelling from peak to peak.  And all over the place, things were flying.  Jeanette could see colourful flecks trailing across the landscape, too far away for her to make out any details.

She thought, I want to stay here looking at this for the rest of my life.

She couldn’t, obviously.  She needed to get back down before Rube got back, and tell her and Sally what she’d seen.  But she couldn’t bring herself to move.  Because what if she left, and by the time she got back with Rube and Sally it was all gone?  And then she spent the rest of her life thinking about it, doing her best to remember every detail, but she never got to see it again?

She could just wait here.  When Rube and Sally got to the bottom of the steps and found her gone, they were bound to work out where she was and come up to find her.

No.  Bad idea.  Even if they did work it out eventually, Rube would have two or three nervous breakdowns before they did.  Jeanette didn’t want to do that to her.

She stared at the landscape for a few more minutes, committing it to memory.  Then she stood up and made her way back down.

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Rosalyn versus Cornwall

August 1995

Rosalyn’s family had been on the road all day.  They’d shaken off the familiar streets and fields and buildings after the first couple of hours, and now they were driving through strange lands full of pink mountains, stony beaches, mysterious structures by the road, trees that seemed to bow to you as you passed, and too much besides to take in.  If they’d driven past a dragon’s cave or an enchanted castle, Rosalyn wouldn’t have been surprised in the least.  It would have fit right in.

Rosalyn and her brother had kept themselves amused in the back seat- there were a pile of brand new books to look through, and Rosalyn had started drawing a comic called “What’s The Story? Hyena Glory!”, starring the hyenas from The Lion King and named after a song their parents had played a lot during the journey- but it was always a relief to get out and stretch their legs a bit.  They’d eaten breakfast at a Little Chef (pancakes piled with ice cream and chocolate sauce), and they’d had lunch at a McDonalds by the motorway that had been full of stools you could spin around on.

Now they were at a playground.  Not a playground attached to a café or anything, just a playground on its own, tucked away behind some trees by the motorway, waiting there for children on long journeys.  The sort of place that saw a different group of people every hour.  The sort of place that almost nobody would ever visit twice, because even if you tried, you’d have to come back the exact same way and be quick enough to spot it when you passed.  It was hidden away, on this one particular part of the road, and you only saw it if it wanted you to.

As soon as they got there, Rosalyn and her brother met Bronwen, a tall girl with a brown ponytail that looked like she could use it to whip her enemies into submission, and quickly found out that she and her parents were heading to the same holiday village as they were.  She’d never been to Penzance before, either, and she was excited.  “It’s famous for its pirates,” she told them.

Rosalyn’s brother gave her an awed grin.  Pirates were Oliver’s favourite type of people, next to footballers. “Really?”

“Yeah.  There’s even a play called The Pirates of Penzance.  My Aunt Samantha was in it last Easter.”  Bronwen looked thoughtfully at the rope bridge in between the two metal climbing frames above them.  “Hey, we could pretend we’re on a pirate ship right now.  That bridge could be the rigging…  We could pretend the slide’s the figurehead…”

Rosalyn frowned.  “Er…”

“Oh, come on!” said Oliver, “Pirates!”

“Well…”  She looked up at Bronwen, who had an understanding listening expression that Rosalyn recognised from some of her teachers.  (Bronwen looked a little bit older than Rosalyn, which probably meant they were the same age.  Rosalyn was just naturally short and baby-faced.)  “It’s just that I’ve been reading a really great book about the king of the monkeys, and he has a monkey tribe living behind a giant waterfall…  I thought we could play that.”

“Oh, Rosaly-y-yn!” whined Oliver.

Bronwen looked from one sibling to the other.  “Well…  We can play that later, right?  But this place really looks like a pirate ship, so…”

There was something about Bronwen’s face that told you she actually did want to play Rosalyn’s game later, which was probably why Rosalyn agreed so quickly.  “Fine,” she said, and followed Bronwen and Oliver onto the climbing frames.

In the game, Bronwen was Captain Anne Bonny, looking wild and fierce with lit tapers in her hair, and Rosalyn and Oliver were her loyal crew, joining her in singing sea shanties and using the zipwire to swing from ship to ship.  They lived on rum and ship’s biscuit, and slept in hammocks hung from the mast.  They felt the sea spray on their faces as they brandished their cutlasses at the king’s men.  They made anyone who crossed them walk the plank and fall into the ark, bottomless depths below, prey to all the terrible beasts who might live down there.

Rosalyn didn’t know how long they’d been there when the rain started to fall and everyone’s parents called them over.  It felt as if they’d been at sea for a month.  She’d almost forgotten that they had parents.

With some regret, Rosalyn hopped off the climbing frame and wandered over to her parents.  Maybe the rain wouldn’t last long, and they’d have time to play for a few more minutes when it stopped.  You never knew.

It was only when she reached her parents, over by the gate leading to the car park, that Rosalyn noticed she was alone.  She looked back, and saw where Oliver was.  He’d got right to the top of the climbing frame they’d been on, and he was perched up there like a bird, staring up at the sky.

“Oliver!” Mum called out, but he didn’t move.  The rain was hitting his face like a barrage of arrows and dribbling down his cheeks, and he never even flinched.

Thunder rumbled in the distance.

Rosalyn froze.  There was thunder.  The climbing frame was made out of metal.  And Oliver was just sitting there, staring upwards, as of he was under a spell.

In the split-second before Mum could call out again, a figure shot out from the side of the playground.  It was Bronwen, and she was moving like a racehorse.  The rain seemed to fly off her as she ran.

Before Rosalyn could blink, Bronwen was halfway up the side of the climbing frame.  She seemed to pull Oliver off the top one-handed.

The lightning flash came seconds after they’d got away.  Later on, Mum and Dad would tell Rosalyn that it had been off in the distance, in the woods, and that it hadn’t hit the climbing frame at all.  But Rosalyn knew what she’d seen.

Bronwen slowed down as she approached Rosalyn and her parents, and she nudged Oliver towards them, as if she was presenting him to them.  He was dazed and soaking wet, but still in one piece.

(“Why’d you do it?” Rosalyn asked him later, while they were unpacking their bags in their bedroom at the holiday house.  Most of the last hour in the car had been full of angry explanations of the ways in which Oliver could have been killed and how heartbroken Mum and Dad would have been if that had happened, so Rosalyn hadn’t had a chance to ask him before.

Oliver shrugged.  “I wanted to see what the lightning looked like from underneath.”)

Bronwen looked at Rosalyn.  For a moment, she worried that Bronwen was going to ask her why she hadn’t run out and saved Oliver, when he was her brother after all, but it was nothing like that.  Bronwen just nodded at her and grinned, as if she was returning something Rosalyn had dropped.

(Later still, when they met in the holiday village’s pool the next morning, Bronwen would tell her that she’d also been in trouble with her parents for running out into danger like that.  Rosalyn thought that was the most unfair thing she’d ever heard.)

“Thanks,” mumbled Rosalyn, because there wasn’t anything else she knew how to say.  In that moment, Bronwen looked more like somebody from a book than a person who lived in real life.  She looked like the kind of girl who slayed giants and outwitted hungry wolves.

“That’s alright,” said Bronwen, “See you at the holiday place.”  And she turned and jogged back through the rain, back to her parents.

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The Warbeck Sisters Make a Friend

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Sally didn’t know how to tell whether a moth was eating something or not.  She just put him on an orange slice and hoped for the best.

She turned back to her bed and pulled the duvet straight so that she could sit on it.  She still had all the books she’d been trying to read last night piled up on the beside table- maybe she’d have better luck with them this morning.  She definitely didn’t feel like going out yet.  At least this room was hers, full of her own things.  She could make a familiar little nest in the middle of all this weirdness.

She picked up a Goosebumps book with three grinning pumpkins on the front.  Not much chance of that making her homesick.  She opened up the first page, and began to read about a bunch of American kids having daft, creepy Halloween adventures that didn’t remind her of anything she didn’t want to think about.

She’d just finished the first chapter when she heard an unfamiliar voice.  “You’re one of Colwyn’s nieces, aren’t you?”

Sally sat bolt upright, the book dropping onto the bed, completely forgotten.  She drew her knees up to her chest as she looked around for the intruder.

“Over here,” said the voice.  It was coming from over by the window.

Sally stared at the moth.  He looked like he was propping himself up on his front legs.

That can’t be it.  There must have been someone outside.  A window cleaner, maybe?  Sally’s room was three floors up, but a window cleaner would have a ladder, or maybe one of those hoist things that pulled you up on a platform.  She took a step towards the window, meaning to open it and look around… and this time, she actually saw the moth’s mouth move.

“Look, I didn’t mean to scare you,” he said apologetically.  (It was definitely a “he.”  Sally thought he sounded a bit older than Rube.)   “I just thought I ought to check where I was, that’s all.”

Sally nodded.  “You’re at Dovecote Gardens,” she told him, because she couldn’t think of anything else to say, “And yeah, Colwyn’s my uncle.”

The moth’s head drooped.  “Thank.  God.”

“Um.”  Sally swallowed.  “How come you can talk?”

“I had a good education,” said the moth.  Sally was pretty sure he was grinning.

*

By the time she got to the front door, Rube felt a little calmer.  They’d deal with the staircase once they got back to it.  Right now, her only responsibility was to check on Sally and get her to come outside and enjoy the fresh air with them.  By the time they got back to it, the whole staircase thing would probably seem a lot easier to figure out.

As soon as she got through the front door (enjoying that lovely wood smell again), Rube heard Sally’s voice from upstairs.  “So you’re like a werewolf?”

That wasn’t alarming in and of itself- Rube remembered Sally playing imaginary games with her Barbies and Sylvanians when she was younger, and the ‘werewolf’ part definitely seemed like the kind of thing she’d come up with.  She’d thought Sally had grown out of that over the last couple of years, but you never knew.  Sometimes kids her age went back to their old habits when they were feeling insecure.

But then, before Rube had a chance to call up to Sally, she heard an unfamiliar voice reply.  “Well… in a way, yeah.  Though you don’t need to worry about me rampaging around the countryside eating villagers.”

A stranger.  And a strange man at that.  Rube felt her heart seize up.  “Sally?” she called up, somehow keeping her voice even, “Is there someone up there with you?”

No reply.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  Alert him to your presence, why don’t you?  Now he’ll panic and start threatening her.

Or maybe not.  Maybe he’d panic and sneak out the window before Rube called the police.  And, come to think of it, wouldn’t he have heard the front door close behind her anyway?

Maybe everything was fine.  Maybe Uncle Colwyn had hired a cleaner or a groundskeeper that he’d forgotten to tell them about, and Sally had just run into him and struck up a conversation.

But then why did he go quiet when you shouted up?  Why didn’t he just call down and introduce himself?

There was nothing for it- Rube was just going to have to go upstairs and confront him.  She looked around the hallway for something she could use as a weapon.  There were a couple of big, sturdy-looking umbrellas in the stand by the door.  One of those might do.  It would be something to swing around in front of her, anyway, and that might be enough.

She picked it up and turned towards the stairs, just as Sally appeared on the landing.  “Um.  Rube, this is Kai.”  She had one hand cupped in front of her chest, and the other on the bannister.

Still holding the umbrella, Rube walked up the stairs.  Maybe the man was gone, and maybe he wasn’t.  If not, she’d be ready for him.

“Hi,” said a voice, “I’m a friend of your uncle’s.”  And Rube looked at Sally’s hands, and saw a moth waving its front leg.

If there was any justice in the world, Rube would have fainted.  Just fallen to the floor and not had to think about it for a bit.  But instead, she just stayed where she was, cold and numb, as the moth hauled itself into a sitting position and spoke again.

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The Warbeck Sisters Clear the Air

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After breakfast, Sally disappeared upstairs with a few slices of orange to feed to the moth that had appeared in her room last night.  She’d spent the whole meal asking Rube and Jeanette what moths ate and how to treat their injuries, and neither of them had had the heart to tell her that moths only had a life expectancy of about a fortnight.   Rube waited a minute or two, listening out for a sudden cry of grief upstairs.  When she didn’t hear one, she assumed that the moth was OK for now, and went for a walk out front.

Uncle Colwyn still wasn’t here.

Rube climbed down off the veranda and looked out at the gardens at the foot of the hill.  Those little white walls really were everywhere, forming twisting paths that seemed to begin and end at random.  She wondered who’d designed it that way in the first place, and what their reasoning behind it had been.  Maybe there was a pattern she hadn’t seen yet.

There was a noise behind her, and Rube turned round to see Jeanette on the front steps.  “Sally’s still upstairs,” she said, putting her hands on her hips, “So, tell me what you’re not telling her.”

Rube’s first instinct was to say something like, What do you mean?, but that would probably just have made Jeanette angry.  Rube knew exactly what she meant, and they both knew it.

“Come on,” said Rube, gesturing to the path in front of them, “Let’s go for a walk.”

Jeanette got the hint, and followed Rube a little way down the hill.  It was funny- you ended up following the routes picked out by those little white walls whether you meant to or not.  After a minute or two, Rube said, “Mum’s been getting phone calls from Dad again.”

“Ah,” said Jeanette, “I thought it would be something like that.”

Just breathing made Rube feel as if she was lifting a huge weight.  “I don’t know what he said, but I’m pretty sure she was crying one night last week.  I came downstairs to get some paracetamol, and her eyes were all pink.”

Jeanette frowned.  “But she knows he’s all talk, right?  Remember when he kept threatening to go to court and get custody of all of us?  But then when I say I might actually want to move in with him for a bit, suddenly he disappears for six months and never mentions it again.”

“He’s not always just talk,” said Rube, remembering the time he’d got drunk and stood outside their house for two hours, yelling things, until Mum had had to call the police.  “Besides, talk can be upsetting enough on its own.  You know- sticks and stones.”

“I’m pretty sure that means the exact opposite of…”  Jeanette broke off and looked around.  “Have we gone over to the opposite side of the hill?  I don’t recognise any of this.”

Rube shrugged.  She couldn’t tell one part of the gardens from another yet.  They were gorgeous, she would never deny that, but they weren’t her top priority at the moment.

They walked on a little further.  “How scared is she?” asked Jeanette.

Rube sighed.  “Scared enough to send us away.  Not scared enough to come with us.”

“Well, she had work.”

“I know.  But if…”

And then they saw the staircase.  It came into view as they turned a corner, long and white and stretching up into the clouds.

“What the hell is that?” asked Jeanette, squinting ahead.

“I don’t know,” said Rube.  It was about twenty yards ahead of them, blocking off the path, as if it was the next logical step for anyone who had followed it this far.  As far as Rube could see, it didn’t lead to anything- it was angled away from the hill, not towards it.  They hadn’t seen anything like this from the house.  But how could they have missed it?  It was taller than anything else around.

Jeanette ran ahead, reached the bottom of the staircase, and circled it.  “There’s nothing supporting it!” she called back.

“What do you mean?” asked Rube, running to catch her up.

“You can see right under it!  Look!”  She led Rube to the side of the staircase.  When Jeanette touched it, Rube saw that each step was about twice the height of her hand- and that was all there was.  Underneath, it was just a white, diagonal line leading up as far as they could see.

“We shouldn’t try and climb it,” Rube heard herself say, “It’s probably not very stable.”

“‘Not very stable’?!  It’s physically impossible!”

“There must be a kind of trick to it…  Some kind of balancing trick…  If we put our weight on it, it’ll collapse.”

Jeanette rested her elbows on the fourth step, and- without warning, because she was apparently out to scare Rube to death today- hoisted herself off her feet, using it like a chin-up bar.

“Don’t do that!” screamed Rube.

Jeanette let herself down.  “It looks pretty solid to me.”

Rube was getting a headache.  There had to be a trick here.  An optical illusion, maybe.  “I’m going back to fetch Sally,” she said, because it seemed like the only sensible thing to do, “She needs to see this.”

Warbeck 6

To Be Continued.

The Wedding of Lucy Lennox (part seven)

In the end, a lot of people who were supposed to be at the wedding didn’t come.

Van and Emil weren’t there.  Mum had tried to talk them into staying, but they said they didn’t want to make things awkward.  They said that they’d invite Lennie, Mum and Ewan up to theirs sometime in the summer, though, and Lennie was looking forward to that.

Charlie, Love and Angel weren’t there.  As soon as Charlie left the hospital, he went right back to Nana Celine’s house, packed up all their stuff, and drove them all back up to Manchester.  Apparently, he was upset that Ewan hadn’t taken his side.  “He wanted me to be a witness in the lawsuit,” Ewan told Mum, with a roll of his eyes.

And Nana Celine wasn’t there.  When Mum and Lennie got to her house to pick her up, she’d locked herself in her bathroom, crying.  She said she’d been there ever since Charlie had left, and she’d realised she had nothing but a lifetime of regret and unhappiness in front of her.  Mum sent Lennie to wait in the car with Emma and Janis while she talked to her.  She came back a few minutes later, with no sign of Nana Celine.

“What happened?” asked Emma.

Mum sighed.  “She said all she wanted to do was lie on the floor and cry.”  Mum got into the front seat, and started the car.  “So I’m going to let her.”

*

The wedding reception had been going on for a few hours.  Lennie and Wesley had filled their time playing football (not easy with Lennie in a dress and Wesley in suit trousers, but they’d found a way), admiring the cake and wondering how they’d got the icing to be so shiny, being fussed over by elderly relatives who hadn’t seen them since they were toddlers, and pretending the sandpit in the playground was full of quicksand so they could take turns rescuing each other.  By now they were a bit tired, so they’d settled into lying on the grass just outside the function room, eating icecream they’d got from the buffet table.

“I still don’t get why he cared so much about your shorts,” said Wesley.

Lennie thought for a moment.  “I don’t think he did, not really.  I think maybe he just liked bullying people.”

The sky had got darker- nowhere near properly dark, but this kind of middling summer-evening kind of blue that you got when the sun was getting ready to set in an hour or two.  That was probably Lennie’s favourite shade of blue.  She’d make sure to use it a lot, when she was a famous artist.

“I feel sorry for Angel and Love,” said Wesley, “Having to go home with him.”

“Yeah,” said Lennie.  She’d been trying not to think about Angel and Love- it was upsetting.  Yeah, Love had been kind of scary, but even Genghis Khan wouldn’t have deserved to go home with Uncle Charlie.

Why do you think Nana Celine didn’t go back to Manchester with them? Lennie had asked Mum earlier, while they were having their hair done.

I think she probably would have, if that’s what Charlie had wanted, replied Mum, with a sour twist of her mouth.  So much for Charlie wanting his daughters to spend time with their mother, then.

“Maybe we can talk to Mum and Sammy.  They might be able to help.  Mainly, I’m just glad he’s gone, though.”  Just because I don’t like to see little girls dressed up like sluts, suddenly I’m the bad guy.  But that wasn’t why he was the bad guy, and Lennie suspected that even he knew it.

“Do you think your Aunt Van will write a book about this?” asked Wesley.

“About how she punched Charlie in the face?”

“Yeah.  I would, if I was her.”

Lennie thought about the book Mum had bought, the one she’d kept trying to read.  There were things in there a whole lot nastier than a punch in the face.  “I don’t think she’d be able to write a whole book about it.  She’d have finished saying what happened after one page.”

“Not if she made a list of all the reasons why she punched him.  Bet that would fill up a thousand pages.  Bet she’d have to write in little tiny letters just so the book would fit on people’s shelves.”

Lennie laughed.  “I think she should write a kids’ book next.  That way, we’ll be able to read it.”  Maybe when Lennie went up to visit her in the summer, she could tell her how to write it.  Van might even let her draw the pictures.

The End

The Wedding of Lucy Lennox (part six)

(I promise I won’t leave it another month before making my next post.)

*

By the time they got to the lift, Aunt Sammy and Emil had caught up with them. Unfortunately, so had Aunt Love.

Mum arranged things so that Van, Sammy and Emil were behind her, and herded them into the lift as soon as the doors opened. “Just go. I’ll meet you upstairs.”

“Feel brave, do you?” screamed Aunt Love over Mum’s shoulder, “Hiding behind your little sister?”

Mum shook her head. “Love…”

“Can’t come out and face me, can you?”

The lift doors closed, which meant that Aunt Van couldn’t have come out and faced her even if she’d wanted to. Lennie moved as close to Mum’s side as she could. Aunt Love was probably still going to want to fight with someone, and Lennie didn’t want it to be her.

Love took a step backwards, and scowled at Mum. “I can’t believe you’d defend her. Shows your values.”

“Go back and see if your dad needs to see a doctor.”

If he needs to see a doctor? She just broke his fucking jaw!”

“And he broke her nose once. Now they’re even.” The lift doors opened up behind them, and Mum pulled Lennie in as she made her escape.

Safely inside the lift, going up, Mum got her phone out of her pocket and started writing a text. “This is how I’m spending the night before my wedding, Len,” she sighed, “Some people just have to worry about flower arrangements.”

Now that it was just her and Mum, Lennie found her voice. “Why do you think she did that?”

Mum looked up from her phone. “He scared her. And then I think she went into panic mode before she could think.” She moved her phone so that Lennie could see the screen. “I’ve just texted Ewan to tell him to drive Charlie and Love to A&E. I don’t know if he actually needs it, but I figure best to be on the safe side, right?”

Lennie nodded. “Did he really break her nose once?”

“Yeah,” said Mum, “He did.” She turned to the control panel. “I don’t remember which room Van and Emil are in, so I’ve just set it to go to the top floor. We can walk down from there. We’re bound to run into them eventually.”

They stopped a few times before they got there- people on other floors wanted to get on- and Lennie just stared at the mirrored walls and thought. This already felt like something that had happened in the past, not something that was still going on now. Remember that time Van punched Uncle Charlie in the face just before my wedding? That was a strange time, wasn’t it?

Lennie felt as if she’d dreamed it. In fact, she felt as if she’d dreamed most of what had happened tonight. She squinted and fluttered her eyelids to see whether that made her wake up.

When they got to the top floor and stepped out into the light of the hallway, Lennie had to give up on that. If this was a dream, then it was a dream that wanted to last a bit longer. Lennie supposed she was alright with that, as long as Charlie didn’t show up saying horrible things again.

They spotted Van and the others on the second floor down, outside of Room 544. Mum stopped at the end of the hallway and waved to them, to check whether or not they wanted them around. Aunt Sammy waved back, and Mum and Lennie followed them into the room.

Lennie had never actually been in a hotel room before, so it was interesting to look around and see what they were like. It was all packed in, with the bed and the wardrobe against one wall and the table with the TV and the kettle against the wall opposite. One of the other walls was completely taken up with windows and curtains. It didn’t look like a room you could do much in.

Van sat on the edge of the bed, her head in her hands, breathing deeply in and out. Emil sat down beside her and took one of her hands. Behind them, their suitcase was still open up on the bed. Lennie could see a bunch of neatly-folded clothes balancing on top of their shoes.

“Van, I’m so sorry,” said Mum, “I told her I didn’t want him at the wedding.”

Aunt Sammy, who was standing by the curtains, looked at Mum and said, “Couldn’t you have texted her earlier? To warn her?” She didn’t say it nastily, but coming from Aunt Sammy, who never picked fights with anyone, that was practically a slap in the face.

“I wasn’t thinking.” Mum’s voice shook. “I’m sorry.”

Van sighed, and heaved her head upright. “No, I’m sorry. You invite me to your wedding, and I punch one of the other guests and terrify your daughter.”

“I’m not terrified,” said Lennie. Then, in the name of honesty, she amended, “I’m not terrified of you.”

“Well, thanks for saying that, but you’ll understand if I don’t like to think of myself as somebody who throws punches in front of children, right?”

Lennie didn’t see why not. It wasn’t as if the kids at her school avoided throwing punches in front of each other.

“He scared you, Van,” said Mum, “You felt trapped. It wasn’t your fault.” She walked forward slowly, almost tiptoeing, and sat down on the bed next to Van and Emil. “Sammy’s right. I should have texted you. I just didn’t think.”

They sat there silently for a moment, with Emil doing a thing where he tapped his fingers up and down Van’s right arm, and then Van said, “Let me guess- him and Mum are back together?”

“‘Fraid so,” said Mum, “They got back in touch after we invited Love and Angel to the wedding. Now all of a sudden, he’s her one true love and she’s spent her whole life waiting for him to come back.”

Van laughed, which was a big relief to Lennie. Things couldn’t be too horrible if people were laughing.

“And she didn’t see any problem with inviting both him and Van to the same party?” asked Emil.

“You don’t know our mother,” said Van.

Mum shook her head. “It’s like talking to a brick wall. She decides she’s part of some grand romance, and everything else just gets dismissed.”

Lennie didn’t know if she should sit down on the bed with the rest of them, or carry on standing where she was, next to the wardrobe. OK, there probably wasn’t enough room for her on the bed, but there might be if everybody squeezed up.

Van had her hand over her eyes, as if she was trying to keep the sun off. “Please tell me Edd’s not living with her,” she said to Mum.

“No. He’s off with Nana Pearl.” (Lennie never called Great-Gran “Nana Pearl.” It just didn’t suit her.) “And I know why you asked. It’s a lot easier to make fun of her when there aren’t any children involved, isn’t it?”

Van snorted. “Don’t tempt fate. Women have given birth in their fifties before now.”

This was news to Lennie. “Really?!”

Mum smiled at her. “Not often. I think we’re safe.”

Lennie briefly pictured herself giving birth to an army of loyal descendants over the course of thirty or forty years and having them all live in a huge fantastical mansion, but there were more important things to address right now. “So is that why you said you hated romantic things?” she asked Aunt Van.

Van raised her eyebrows. “When did I say that?”

“When we were coming in!” exclaimed Emil. His eyes had brightened up in a weird way that made him look a lot younger. “You heard that?”

“Yeah,” said Lennie, feeling a little guilty. Much as she enjoyed spying on people, she knew it wasn’t exactly considered polite. “I was sitting by the porch because it got hot outside.”

(For a moment, she remembered what Charlie had said. But she also remembered that he got punched in the face half an hour after that, so ha.)

“We were talking about our wedding.” Van straightened up a bit. “We had to choose a song for our first dance, and it turned out that just about every love song in existence reminds me of things your Nana Celine used to say.”

“And the men she used to say them about,” muttered Emil. The brightness had gone away.

“Well, yeah. This is my perfect moment with you…– nope.. I can kiss away the pain…– nope. I watch your face as you are sleeping, wonder if it’s me you’re seeing…– definitely not.”

Mum grinned. “Me and Ewan have picked ‘Thinking Out Loud.’”

“The Ed Sheeran one? Well, that’s better than some of them.” (Lennie disagreed. She’d been hoping Mum and Ewan would pick something by Little Mix.) “In the end, we went with ‘Kiss from a Rose,’ just because it was all metaphors. You’d never get Celine comparing her boyfriends to a tower in the sea.”

Mum laughed. It took a moment for Lennie to notice that Van had called Celine by her first name. Lennie wondered if she’d always done that, or if she’d started doing it after she’d grown up.

“I should never have left you there all those years,” said Van, so low and gravelly that Lennie didn’t hear her at first.

Mum squeezed her shoulder. “What could you have done? You were only a teenager.”

“I was twenty-one by the time you were twelve. I could have asked you to come and stay. Then maybe…” Suddenly, she looked at Lennie, and went quiet.

“What?” asked Lennie.

Mum and Van looked at each other.

Lennie’s cheeks started to heat up. “Then maybe what?” She hated it when adults did this. Like they thought you wouldn’t notice that they were leaving stuff out because you were there.

“Then maybe I wouldn’t have had all that trouble with your dad,” Mum replied, with the kind of smile that was meant to calm you down.

“Oh,” said Lennie. Her dad had been this handsome older boy that her mum had met when she was still in school. Mum didn’t find out until much later that not only was he a whole lot older than he said he was, but he also had a wife already- oops.

Mum turned back to Van. “Honestly, I think some of that would have happened anyway.”

“Yeah, but without Celine encouraging you…”

“It’s water under the bridge. And I’m glad you came.” The text alert sounded on Mum’s phone, and she got it out to check who it was. She made an approving hum, and looked up at Sammy and Emil. “Ewan says he’s on the way to A&E. Can one of you take Lennie back downstairs? I want to talk to Van a little bit longer.”

Sammy, who Lennie had almost forgotten was there, straightened up. “I’ll do it. Come on, Len, let’s see if they’ve got any more of that cherryade.”

To Be Concluded

The Warbeck Sisters Prepare for Bed

Warbeck 4, come to think of it

There had been a whole bunch of bedrooms to choose from, and Jeanette had picked the one with the imposing, black-framed window that stretched up to the ceiling. It gave the place a gothic look, which seemed appropriate when you were sent off to a big, empty mansion to visit a long-lost relative. Just as long as no-one got locked in the attic or forced to marry a wicked duke.

She’d been worried that she’d have to share with Sally. Even after they saw that there were enough rooms for the three of them, she’d worried that Sally might say she’d feel better with Jeanette or Rube in the same room as her. And Jeanette would have been the obvious choice, being three years older instead of five and a half, and she wouldn’t have been able to complain or refuse without feeling like a selfish jerk. Sally had been anxious about this whole trip from the start. If she’d needed her big sister to keep her company, then big sister would just have to swallow her desire for personal space and do the right thing. But it hadn’t happened. Sally was in the room next door, close enough to shout if she needed anything, and Jeanette was in here. It was the first stroke of luck she’d had all day.

In a way, though, she was glad that Uncle Colwyn hadn’t been there when they arrived. After a journey like that, the last thing you wanted to do was make polite conversation with a guy you hadn’t seen in years. After dinner, Rube and Sally (who saw her every day, and had been stuck on a bus with her for three hours on top of that) had let her go upstairs for a shower, then pick a bedroom and stay there. Uncle Colwyn probably wouldn’t have.

Still, where was he? They weren’t going to find his body in the cellar or something, were they?

She shouldn’t think like that. It was tempting fate.

She was pretty sure this house didn’t have a cellar, anyway.

Jeanette turned out the light and got into bed. The big, black window loomed in front of her. There weren’t any curtains, so all you could see from the bed was the sky. You could actually see the stars from here. You couldn’t at home.

*

If Sally had been able to get to sleep on time, she’d never have seen it. But she’d hated the idea of lying here in the dark thinking about things, so she was reading instead. It didn’t make her feel much better. She’d thought that maybe she could forget about what was going on in real life if she got absorbed in a book, but bits of the stories kept bothering her. There was a girl who stopped being able to talk when her mother died. There was a girl who was separated from her family during the plague. There was a girl who was sent away to become a servant on her twelfth birthday. It probably should have been comforting to think that she wasn’t the only one alone and adrift in outer space, but it felt more like being punched in the stomach.

Sally hated sleeping with the window open (she’d read too many stories about vampires), but Rube had told her it was too hot to sleep with it closed tonight, so they’d compromised. The window was only open a crack- barely three centimetres- and that was just wide enough for the moth to get in.

Sally looked up at the window, and there it was, a fluttery tangle of brown on the windowsill. It was moving- it looked as if it was trying to get its wings into position- but there was a reddish-brown stain underneath it, smudged across the wood. Sally got up for a closer look. Something had happened to one of its… wings? Legs? There was too much blood to tell. She didn’t dare move it. If you picked insects up the wrong way, you could end up crushing them to death.

There was nothing for it- she was going to have to go and find the bathroom. She was pretty sure she remembered where it was, but that didn’t mean she had to be happy about it.

Sally opened the door, and stepped out into the cold, dark hallway. It was gloomy and weird-smelling, and the floor was all stony and cold on her feet, but at least the bathroom wasn’t that far down the hall. There was a little glass in there to keep toothbrushes in, and Sally took the brushes out and filled it up part of the way with water. After thinking about it for a moment, she took a few squares of toilet paper as well.

She hurried back to the moth. If she was careful, maybe she could clean it up. At least then she’d be able to see what had happened.

The moth hadn’t stopped moving. Sally put the glass down beside it, and dipped her finger in the water. Just a little drop. She didn’t want to soak it.

As gently as she could, she touched the moth’s side, near where the blood was but not actually on it. She couldn’t tell if it had made any difference, so she put her hand back in the glass and tried again.

It took three drops of water before she dared to dab the moth with the tissue and wipe away some of the blood, but when she did, she was relieved to see that it was only the blood that was coming away. She hadn’t pulled off any of its legs by mistake. Soon the wing was clean. Sally couldn’t see any damage. It must have been the body that was hurt.

Once she’d sponged away as much of the blood as she dared, Sally cupped her hands around the moth too see if it flew up and perched on her finger. Instead, it just fluttered for a bit, then gave up.

So, how were you supposed to look after a moth? She tapped her fingers on the windowsill, thinking. She was pretty sure that moths were cold-blooded, so she shut the window so it wouldn’t freeze. She thought about fetching a bit of cloth to put over it, like a blanket, but she didn’t know how to make sure it wasn’t too heavy. After a moment, she went to one of her bags, got out a notebook, and tore out a piece of paper. If she gave it a little paper tent, it would be in the shade when the sun came up in the morning.

Sally stayed there for another hour, keeping an eye on the moth. It wouldn’t have been polite to leave him alone in the dark, either.

(To Be Continued)

Isaac versus the Car Park (part four)

(Warning- contains the same unpleasant subject matter as “Isaac versus the Swimming Pool.”)

Half an Hour Earlier

They’d been driving around aimlessly for a while when they spotted Chris and Tommy. Barry’s headlights shone on a couple of figures waiting at a pelican crossing, and he crowed, “Look who it is!”

Isaac looked, and his heart sank. It was Tommy MacLeod and Chris Hutchins. He remembered Tommy saying something about a Geography project they both had to work on, but Isaac didn’t take Geography so he hadn’t paid much attention. He could see what must have happened- Tommy must have asked Chris to stay over so they could work on it, and now they’d finished and gone out to buy a late-night snack. At exactly the wrong time.

“They’re friends of yours, aren’t they?” said Barry jovially, “Let’s go and say hello!” He beeped the horn twice, then parked up on the curb a yard or two from where they were standing. “Alright?” said Barry, bursting out of the car door, “Chris and Tommy, right? I just ran into your friend Isaac!” Barry tapped the back door window. “Isaac, come on out and say hello!”

Isaac opened the door and stepped out. For a moment, he saw himself screaming at them to run and get help, and then running away himself, in the opposite direction. But Barry was bigger and faster than them, and who knew what he might do if they made him angry?

“Come for a ride!” said Barry, “Isaac’s having fun, aren’t you, Isaac?”

In the seconds before Barry turned back to him, Isaac did his best to hold up his hands and shake his head, signalling to Chris and Tommy that they should say no. But either they didn’t understand, or they just didn’t want to leave him on his own. Isaac didn’t know which possibility made him feel worse.

Twenty Minutes Earlier

It was the first time Isaac’s parents had gone out for the night since that bench had been put up two months ago, and Isaac wasn’t going to waste the opportunity.

It was in a road just off the high street, busy during the day, but completely deserted by half-past ten at night. Isaac could hear the sound of revellers spilling out of pubs a few streets away, but other than that, it was quiet. Just him and the bench.

He hadn’t bought a torch, but he could read the words on the plaque if he squinted. Alistair Kenneth Forrest, 3rd of November 1958- 8th of October 2001. Beloved teacher and friend.

Yeah, beloved. Except for the times when he tried to get seven-year-olds to swim naked with him. Not quite as endearing, that.

Isaac had brought along a board marker, but now that he was here, he didn’t know what to write. If he put pervert or paedo, then people would think it was some nasty kid who wanted to cause trouble and just wrote the first insult that came to mind, People would just cluck their tongues and ask what the world was coming to these days, and was nothing sacred? It wouldn’t make them think about the things Mr Forrest had done.

He’d better decide quickly, though, because the noise wasn’t just coming from the pubs anymore. In the multi-storey car park further up the road, two people were shouting at each other. He couldn’t make out the words, but one of them- the female one- sounded a bit familiar. It almost sounded like Shona Halfpenny, one of the girls who’d been in Year Eleven last year. And under any other circumstances, he’d probably have hoped it was- he’d kind of fancied her last year- but he needed to be alone for this. Even if Shona swore not to tell a soul, he’d still have to explain it to her, and that almost seemed worse than getting arrested.

With limited time, Isaac decided- he was going to write child molester. Not all that different from paedo or pervert, but at least people would know it had been written by someone who could spell.

He’d only just finished the second word when he felt Barry’s hand on his shoulder.

The End