As previously noted, this will be the last illustrated instalment. I’m working on something in a different format, and I’ll put it up when I’m done. Until then… I don’t know. I’ll try to post more than once a month, at least.
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What Sandy Did at Half-Term (part 10)
Sunday Night (Halloween)
Nan and Granddad said that Sandy didn’t have to go back to school tomorrow if she wasn’t feeling up to it, but, much as Sandy could have used another day to get all her homework done, she thought she’d be relieved to get back and see her friends. The sooner this half-term was well and truly in the past, the better.
As Sandy sat in the dining room, finishing off her last bit of Geography homework (a tourist brochure advertising the town of Cheddar, which Sandy’s teacher was pretty sure would soon replace Ibiza as the hottest holiday destination in Europe), it occurred to her that today was Halloween. Most years, she’d have regretted not taking the time to invite her friends round to watch scary films and eat candy vampire teeth, but this year she was OK with sitting it out. She’d had about enough of spooky things for now.
Sandy packed her books away in her bag for tomorrow morning, sand went to the living room. With any luck, she’d be able to persuade Nan to change the channel to The Simpsons.
When she got to the living room, Nan was on the sofa, watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Except, as Sandy found out when she went up to her to ask for the remote, she wasn’t watching it at all. She’d fallen asleep, with her head thrown back against the top of the sofa cushions. Sandy frowned. It was only six o’clock. This wasn’t like her at all.
She touched Nan’s hand. It was cold.
Sandy didn’t give herself any time to panic. She didn’t even give herself a second to think about what might have happened. She just placed her hands a centimetre or two above her nan’s ribcage, roughly where she thought her heart might be, and began to hum.
After about a minute, Nan’s eyes opened. “Hm? What are you up to?”
Sandy might not have given herself any time to panic, but some of it must have got in anyway, because she practically felt like wilting in relief. “You were asleep. I was trying to…”
“Oh God, was I?” Nan sat up and rubbed her eyes. “Teach me to try and pull double shifts down at the pub. I suppose I’ve missed most of this, haven’t I?” she asked, nodding at the TV.
Sandy shrugged.
“Well, here.” She handed Sandy the remote. “You might as well watch whatever you like- I’ve no hope of following this at this point.” She sighed. “Falling asleep in the afternoon. Just like an old woman in a deckchair on the beach. Whatever you do, don’t let your grandfather hear about this- I’d never hear the end of it.”
“OK,” said Sandy, “My lips are sealed.” And she changed the channel.
The End
What Sandy Did at Half-Term (part 9b of 10)
Sandy ran through the rain, trying to keep her eye on the tree while dodging… whatever it was she had to dodge. Every so often, she’d feel something swipe through the air beside her, just missing her. The storm seemed to be throwing it off, but not completely. Sandy raced ahead, shoes splashing through the mud, and she thought, Find out what her limits are. She’s got to have limits.
But why was she assuming that? It wasn’t as if Sandy had any.
She’d had a plan for the tree, but now Mrs Jaeger had thrown her off. She wasn’t even sure if she’d have been able to do it, anyway. All she’d been able to manage last time was a few wriggling branches. That wasn’t enough. Nowhere near.
Sandy hit a large puddle, and felt her foot sink into the mud below. Struggling for balance, she put her other foot down, but the same thing happened. Before she worked out what was going on, she was in up to her knees. She was sinking into the puddle.
Sandy grasped for something solid, but there wasn’t anything. Even the ground had gone soft and muddy with the rain. She was up to her stomach now, grasping at grass that came away in her hand. Mrs Jaeger stood over her and laughed. “You’re going to have to turn the weather off now!”
Sandy thought about it, just for a second. If she made it stop raining, there was no guarantee that she’d be able to get out of the puddle, especially with Mrs Jaeger standing right over her. And if she turned off the weather, Mrs Jaeger would know that she’d managed to scare her, and go in for the kill.
Instead, Sandy reached to the side and grabbed a longer clump of grass. It began to snap in her hand, but before it fully came away, she’d managed to hoist herself far enough up the grass bank for the tree to be within reach. With her free hand, she reached out and slapped the tree with her palm, as if she was in a relay race.
And her palm stuck to the bark.
Sandy tried to flex her fingers, and the branches flexed instead. They reached out to Mrs Jaeger, who tried to run. The muddy ground slowed her down, and the branches found her wrists and ankles and wrapped as tight as they could.
She struggled. Little fires kept breaking out among the branches, but they didn’t last long in the rain. Every so often Mrs Jaeger would jerk upwards, as if she was trying to shoot into the sky like a rocket, but the branches kept their grip.
After a couple of minutes, when Sandy had managed to hoist herself out of the puddle and watch Mrs Jaeger slowly give up, the branches finally lowered the old woman to Sandy’s level.
Sandy looked at Mrs Jaeger, trapped in the branches, and sighed. Part of her wanted to tell the tree to squeeze tighter and tighter, until the old woman was safely dead and would never bother her again. But she was cold and wet and covered in bruises, and mostly she just wanted to sit down for a minute. “If I let you go, do you promise to leave me alone?”
Mrs Jaeger grinned, a little sheepishly. “Doesn’t look like I’ve got much of a choice, does it?”
*
Sandy spent most of that evening in the police station, telling them about the strange woman who’d beckoned her outside, beaten her up, and run off. Sandy was pretty sure the police would never track down Mrs Jaeger in a million years, but she’d needed to tell Grandpa Buckland something to explain why she’d come back to the table with a split lip and clothes covered in mud, and she’d been too exhausted to make anything up.
She was sitting on one of the plastic chairs in the hallway, waiting for the next person to come along and ask her questions, when Grandpa Buckland handed her a plastic cup of tea. “Not exactly Earl Grey,” he told her, “but it should settle your nerves.”
Sandy took the cup, and smiled back at him.
“I’ve called Shirley and Arnold. They’ll be her to pick you up soon.” He sat down and sighed heavily. “Not much fun, having to explain to them that their granddaughter got beaten to within an inch of her life on my watch.”
“It wasn’t your fault,” said Sandy.
“It happened less than ten yards away from where I was sitting. I should have been at least that observant.” He sipped his tea.
“You thought I was just going to the Ladies’. You didn’t know that was going to happen.”
Grandpa Buckland smiled at her. “Still.”
A policewoman, one of the ones Sandy had spoken to earlier, came over to them. “You’re free to go now. We’ll circulate a description, make sure everybody knows who to watch out for. She can’t have gone far.”
Grandpa Buckland nodded. “Have you checked the restaurant’s CCTV?”
Sandy frowned. She hadn’t thought of that. If there was any tape of what had happened, that could definitely lead to some awkward questions.
“They’ve said they’ll give us what they can, but they only really film the inside of the building. It’s not likely to be too helpful, I’m afraid.”
Sandy relaxed.
The policewoman bent down a little so that she was more on Sandy’s level. “Now, Sandy, I don’t think you’re likely to see this woman again, but if you do, tell an adult and they can report it to us.”
Sandy nodded.
“But don’t be afraid. Don’t let this stop you from enjoying your life.” She nodded towards Grandpa Buckland. “Remember, there are people in your life who’ll protect you no matter what. That’s the great thing about being a kid- if you’re worried about anything, you can just tell an adult and let them deal with it. Take advantage of that while you still can.”
Sandy nodded. “I’ll keep that in mind.”
What Sandy Did at Half-Term (part 9a of 10)
(I’ve decided to put up the ninth part in two sections, as a reassurance that it’s actually getting written. I’ve had the tenth part finished for a while now- it’s just this one that’s causing me problems. Part 9b will be up soon. A lot sooner than this was, anyway.)
Saturday Night- Grandpa Buckland
When they’d got to the restaurant, Sandy had seen a little patch of grass around the side of the building, with a sickly, spindly oak tree near the edge. That was good. She could use that.
Grandpa Buckland was admiring his glass of wine from underneath, as if he wanted to see how the restaurant would look if it was yellow and covered in bubbles. “This is rare stuff,” he told her, “I don’t think there’s anywhere in a hundred miles that makes a blend as soft as this.”
Sandy forced a laugh. “Grandpa, I don’t know what half those words mean.” For the nineteenth or twentieth time, she glanced out of the windows at the stony white courtyard in front. Still empty. It wouldn’t be for long.
Grandpa Buckland laughed. He was permanently jolly, all thick grey hair, expensive sunglasses, an aftershave that you could smell three metres away. “Sorry. I keep forgetting that not everyone’s an old drunk like me.” He looked at the glass again, then added, “Would you like a sip?”
“No thanks. You enjoy it.” She glanced outside again. Still empty. She thought she knew what she had to do tonight, but she’d have to be careful. You always did, when people like Mrs Jaeger were involved.
Grandpa Buckland shrugged, and took her advice. “Probably just as well. I remember when I took your father out for his thirteenth birthday. I ordered Grey Goose, but I didn’t notice how often he was filling his glass until it was too late. He spent the next morning in bed with a pounding headache. Your grandmother hit the roof.”
“God, really?” asked Sandy. Grandma Faith had died before she was born, but she and Grandpa Buckland had been divorced for a long time before that. Sandy thought she could probably see why.
“Really. I tell you, Sandy, there’s nothing as scary as an angry Irishwoman when she’s got you in her sights. She almost…”
And Grandpa Buckland’s words faded away, because Sandy had just seen a small figure waiting out in the courtyard. An old woman with straggly hair and sharp yellow fingernails.
Sandy swallowed, choking down any hint of a scream, and turned back to her grandfather. “Is it OK if I use the loo?” she asked.
Grandpa Buckland chuckled. “OK, but hurry up. Starters will be here in a minute, and your plate is probably going to look pretty tempting to me if you’re not here.”
At that moment, Sandy couldn’t even remember what she’d ordered. She couldn’t imagine eating anything ever again. “OK. I’ll be quick.” She got up and headed to the entrance.
It hadn’t been that loud in the restaurant, but in the courtyard, it seemed as if all the sound had suddenly died off. No cars on the road nearby. No birds in the trees and bushes. No wind to disturb anything. Just Mrs Jaeger, standing there with her hands in her pockets, waiting for Sandy.
“You ready?” she asked.
Sandy nodded. Her head felt as if it weighed ten tonnes. “But not here. Not where people can see.”
Mrs Jaeger scratched her chin. “Then where do you suggest?”
Sandy looked around for the patch of grass with the oak tree. For one crazy moment, she was convinced that it would have disappeared and left her with nothing to back her up, but there it was, right where she remembered. “Round the side, there?”
Mrs Jaeger took a long, careful look at it, then nodded. “Alright, then. Round the side.”
She didn’t move, so Sandy turned and walked towards the patch of grass. She glanced behind her, and saw Mrs Jaeger gradually begin to gather herself up and follow her. Sandy turned back to the tree. Maybe if she could get it to move, she could have.
Something hit Sandy in the back of the head, and she fell to her knees.
“Shouldn’t have turned your back on me, should you?” Mrs Jaeger cried out in glee. She was still three or four yards behind Sandy, which shouldn’t have been surprising. Somebody like her didn’t need her actual fists to hit you.
Sandy barely had time to scramble onto the grass before it happened again- something rose up from the ground and hit her on the chin, slamming her jaw shut with a painful scraping of teeth against teeth. She looked around for the tree, and something else gripped the hair on the back of her head and pulled sharply. For an instant, Sandy found herself looking up at the clouds…
…but an instant was all it took, because thunder rumbled and the clouds burst with rain. A flash of lightening lit up the sky, and Mrs Jaeger cried out in alarm and ran away just in time. Whatever had been pulling Sandy’s hair loosened its grip, and she scrambled to her feet.
(To be concluded.)